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With temperatures averaging -47F this month and December 22, 2012 coming up in four weeks, the great meltdown and flood begins.
2 hours of +2 temperatures did irreparable damage to the 8,000 foot thick ice sheet (sarc). It is going to slide off and fall into the sea any moment. The ice sheet is doomed! We are doomed!
• DOOM! We’re DOOMED, DOOOOOMED!
(Stares wild-eyed at everyone)
(Runs off, wildly waving arms in the air)
Dad turns to Mum “We have gone too far, we shouldn’t have let him watch An Inconvenient Truth”
Mum, “Well, its cooling now, but it has got 0.05 degrees centigrade warmer since 1979 you know”
Dad jumps up “WHAT; WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME? WE’RE DOOMED! DOOOMED! (Runs off waving arms in the air)
Mum sighs “Lucky I didn’t tell him the sea will rise 10cm by 2100!”
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