One of my son’s friends died in a car crash last night in Nebraska. She was 20 years old. Last year another of my sons lost an 18 year old friend in a car crash near the Wyoming border.
An American dies every 15 minutes in a car crash. We need to stop the carnage, and ban automobiles. No more cars should be sold, and existing cars should be grandfathered in through a set of Obama executive orders which make it impossible to actually keep your car.
Similar measures should be then taken for all bodily organs which can potentially transmit AIDS. That would save millions of lives a year around the world. A nation of immobile drunken eunuchs on welfare would be a much safer place, and would make Feinstein, Bloomberg, Biden and Cuomo very happy (particularly Feinstein.)
Note the similarity to Zappa below ↓