You really can’t make this stuff up.
Why abnormally cold weather doesn’t “disprove” global warming
We are thousands of miles farther from the Sun than we were six months ago. That changes the average temperature.
Actually, the earth is closest to the sun right now. We are five million km closer to the sun now than we were in July.
When the Earth is closest to the Sun it is said to be at perihelion. This occurs around January 3rd at a distance of 147,098,074 km. When it is at its furthest distance from the Sun, Earth is said to be at aphelion. That happens around July 4th at a distance of 152,097,701 km.
The Earth’s orbit is quite regular, and only a flaming imbecile would attempt to blame abnormal cold on it. Obama considers global warming advocates to be great scientists, because they also hate America.
h/t to Tom Nelson