Morning Invocation

  1. You have sinned by eating from the forbidden fruit of fossil fuels
  2. CO2 has indeed risen
  3. You must repent and accept CO2 reduction as your lord and savior
  4. Thou shall pay tithes to the United Nations
  5. Thou shall accept the teachings of the CO2 pharisees
  6. The religion is settled

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2 Responses to Morning Invocation

  1. Pathway says:

    Amen.

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