Toronto To Warm 4.4C By 2040

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Average annual temperatures increase by 4.4ºC

That could happen. Lake Ontario will boil over, giant sea monsters will crawl onto land and devour house cats, and monkeys will fly out of Bloomberg’s ass.

But first they have to deal with some really cold weather.

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10-Day Temperature Outlook

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11 Responses to Toronto To Warm 4.4C By 2040

  1. Me says:

    Didn’t we all go up in a blue cloud of steam already err something. 😆

  2. Lance says:

    well. sorry mapleleaf fans…we all know it will be a cold day in hell before you win the cup!!

  3. Eric Simpson says:

    Wow, the pink in the map looks like a huge mitten! How appropriate.
    It’s funny how the shameless scare mongers have been repeatedly called out about their never ending predictions of doom going back five decades or more that, without exception, fail to come true. Nevertheless, like a broken record, or a mindless Energizer Bunny, they just keep doing the same thing: dusting off the old failed predictions, and repeating them, virtually word for word, just changing the year, say 2000 now is 2030. How utterly inane.

  4. Andy DC says:

    If Canada as a whole warmed 4.4C, they would finally become more than 10% habitable. They might even become a breadbasket, a great nation and a world power. Is that all so terrible?

  5. Andy OZ says:

    I’ve been in Toronto when its minus 25 C.
    Holy crap, that’s cold.
    Homeless people on the streets dying from cold.

    They should move to New York where apparently it is so hot that bats keep flying out of the mayor’s ass!!!

  6. gator69 says:

    When I was a kid, the only scary models we built were of Godzilla, The Wolfman, and Frankenstein. And they didn’t cost billions.

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