Daily Archives: February 1, 2013

If Hagel Wasn’t An Idiot, He Wouldn’t Believe What He Does

Obama intentionally picks an idiot for secretary of defense, and then he is surprised to find that the guy is an idiot. “It’s somewhere between baffling and incomprehensible,” a member of Mr. Obama’s own team of advisers on Iran said … Continue reading

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Radical Idea For Energy Secretary

Obama needs a new energy secretary. I have an idea. Instead of picking an incompetent left-wing political activist, how about choosing someone who actually knows something about energy – and has the country’s best interests at heart. That would be … Continue reading

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Odysseus’ Mistake

Odysseus thought he was in control of the world around him. This pissed off the gods -and they messed with him for about twenty years before he became wise enough to realize that humans don’t control nature. The juvenile delinquent in … Continue reading

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Ice – A Renewable Non-Resource

Ice is pretty worthless, unless you are playing hockey or sipping a frozen Margarita in Mexico. Nevertheless, it has been my observation that ice forms in the winter and melts in the summer. Apparently it has been doing this for several years … Continue reading

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Announcing The Global Warming Dream Team

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Holdren 1975 : Cheap Energy Causes Unemployment

Obama’s science adviser says that Arctic winters will soon be ice-free, and that a shortage of energy will increase employment. http://news.google.com/newspapers

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Gore Should Pay Back The Billions Of Schoolchildren Whose Minds He Contaminated

Lance is getting sued for tens of millions of dollars for being a fraud. Nearly every schoolchild in the world has been exposed multiple times to Gore’s sci-fi flick. Now that he has exposed himself as a fraud, he should pay back … Continue reading

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Warning : Heteronormative Music

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Strip Gore Of His Nobel Prize

Lance had to give back his medals for being a fraud, and so should Al Jazerra Gore. On the other hand, Obama has retroactively brought peace to the world – cleverly disguised as perpetual war.

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Chu Announces That Climate Change Is Caused By Climate Change

“The overwhelming scientific consensus is that human activity has had a significant and likely dominant role in climate change,” Chu warned in his letter. “There is also increasingly compelling evidence that the weather changes we have witnessed during this thirty … Continue reading

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