Michelle cheered Dr. Benjamin Carson as he humiliated Barack last week, so Barack took off for the weekend with (Mr. Family Man) Tiger Woods, and banned any press or cameras. They are most likely researching what to do when their putter shafts lose flexibility.
It can get boring playing the same front and back nine week after week, and sometimes these role models have to go and try out some new holes. The danger of course is that they might lose their balls in the bush, or contract a transmissible putting problem – like the one which plagued Henry VIII, or the one which bashed in Tiger’s windshield in his driveway.
Is Michelle off with Erin?
Just another $20 million vacation – to remind the peasants that we all need to make sacrifices. He hasn’t had a vacation for a week or two already.