I assume this is in reference to DHS buying the light tanks (what the hell do they need them for? There is no one on staff that can use them in the first place!).
They are still fighting an early 20th century uprising, not a 21st century one. Your tax dollars at work.
Real Science 
Soon to appear in a city near you!
Nothing to see here. Move along.
Didn’t BamBam just buy a couple thousand armoured vehicles for Domestic Security?
Those are for hunting skeet. He does that all the time.
Their the new taxis for Chicago.
I assume this is in reference to DHS buying the light tanks (what the hell do they need them for? There is no one on staff that can use them in the first place!).
They are still fighting an early 20th century uprising, not a 21st century one. Your tax dollars at work.