Coming Clean : My Big Oil Confession

It is time for me to come clean.

I gave between $500 and $1000 to big oil last year at the gas station, and received exactly $0.00 for my role in the massively funded vast right wing anti-science climate denial conspiracy.

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13 Responses to Coming Clean : My Big Oil Confession

  1. gator69 says:

    I gave about $3000, and in return received priceless liberty.

  2. Watch out. If you apply an upside down proxy to this, it will mean that you actually received the money. Then they’ll publish a paper about you in Science with a big vertical blade showing all the money you received. Then the IRS is going to want a piece of the action. Of course, all of this has a major positive feedback loop that could go exponential on you and you’ll be a friggin’ billionaire. Scary stuff…

  3. phodges says:

    Only in that case there really was a “vast right wing conspiracy”

    It’s how magic works…couldn’t have people examining the CIA’s coke and arms empire, now could we.

    Just like the “sequester” thing going on now. What ever you do, ignore what’s really happening!

  4. Lance says:

    Got to be a hockey stick graph about this somewhere. Possibly Mann made though.

  5. Andy DC says:

    You and those evil Koch brothers!

  6. Ben says:

    Steven

    I hear all the dirty oil is hiding on the undercarriage or lower engine block, since there is no evidence it is in your wallet.

  7. Jambon-X says:

    I wish there were a vast right-wing conspiracy.

    Instead we have half-vast climate “science.”

  8. Andy Oz says:

    Be honest Steve. You’ve tampered with the data. That $0.00 is really -$3.00 when adjusted for inflation. You’ve been artificially cooling the histortcal value!
    😉

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