Repairs Begin At The Greenland Country Club

Last summer, the center of the Greenland ice sheet rose barely above freezing for a couple of hours. This caused a massive meltdown which was widely touted by the press, and resulted in several snowflakes suffering rounded edges.

With temperatures up above -35C today, the grounds crew has begun repairs.

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8 Responses to Repairs Begin At The Greenland Country Club

  1. squid2112 says:

    Woohoo! .. got my clubs, ready to go!

  2. Sundance says:

    I’ll bet they’re getting ready to put in wind turbines and solar panels to provide for all their energy needs.

  3. squid2112 says:

    Looks like the bunkers are raked and the fairways are almost mowed. yippie! .. getting my tee time now!


    • Streetcred says:

      I’ll bet the course maintenance guys have ripped out my ball marker on that fairway … I didn’t get chance to hole out on the 18th last season … got a coupon from the head professional to come back and finish my round as it’s holding up the comp results.

  4. Lance says:

    On vacation next week, and instead of sending my clubs onto Winnipeg, i made the mistake of sending them to Phoenix of all places!!

  5. Andy DC says:

    Given super duper exponential warming, the Greenland Country Club should be able to host a major championship by the year 2075.

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