Cold Now Caused By Heat

After telling us for decades that global warming has brought the demise of cold and snow, now they tell us that global warming is the cause of cold and snow.

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ScreenHunter_136 Feb. 09 12.39

IPCC Third Assessment Report โ€“ Climate Change 2001

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18 Responses to Cold Now Caused By Heat

  1. Mike says:

    According to preliminary climate research global warming is set to determine the sex of Kim Kardashian’s baby. More redating of the core tops is needed, but the team are already saying signs of a hockey stick are emerging.

  2. gator69 says:

    Proof positive that we are dealing with political scientists, like Appell, and not real scientists like Feynman.

    • I don’t consider anyone with a degree in creative writing (like Appell) to be a real scientist.

      Although, I suppose the IPCC reports appear to be exercises in sci-fi – maybe someday, they’ll be considered for the HUGO award (awarded for the best science fiction or fantasy works and achievements of the previous calendar year).

      • gator69 says:

        Neither do I, and that is why I lumped Davey in with the poli-sciers.

        But I must disagree with AGW receiving any awards, except maybe a Razzie, as it is really bad sci-fi with really bad actors.

      • So maybe Davey has a career as a film critic:

        Tell us, Davey, which movie you see as more believable:

        a) Water World, which predicts that Global Warming causes the poles to melt
        b) The Day After Tomorrow, which predicts that Global Warming will create an ice age
        c) One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, which shows a behind-the-scenes look into James Hansen’s last days at GISS

      • gator69 says:

        If I am not mistaken, there should be a…
        d) a & b, or a & c, or b & c, or all of the above

        This is the eat your cake and have it too crowd, you know.

  3. Jimbo says:

    Haaaa, haa. ๐Ÿ™‚

    IPCC Climate Change – 2007
    The lowest winter temperatures are likely to increase more than average winter temperature in northern Europe,……..The duration of the snow season is very likely to shorten in all of Europe, and snow depth is likely to decrease in at least most of Europe.
    http://www.ipcc.ch/publications_and_data/ar4/wg1/en/ch11s11-3.html

  4. Jimbo says:

    Haaa, haaa, ha, ha, haaaaa.

    WalesOnline – 30 June 2007
    “Snowlines are going up in altitude all over the world. The idea that we will get less snow is absolutely in line with what we expect from global warming.”
    [Sir John Houghton – atmospheric physicist]
    http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/tm_headline=snowless-winters-forecast-for-wales-as-world-warms-up&method=full&objectid=19381737&siteid=50082-name_page.html#ixzz2LblPPrtF

    • Chuck Nolan says:

      A brilliant man.
      Truly, truly a forward thinker.
      cn

    • Jimbo says:

      Haaa haaa haaaa ๐Ÿ™‚

      Express – 8 February 2008
      Winter has gone for ever and we should officially bring spring forward instead, one of the countryโ€™s most respected gardeners said yesterday……”There is no winter any more despite a cold snap before Christmas. It is nothing like years ago when I was younger. There is a real problem with spring because so much is flowering so early year to year.”
      [Dr Nigel Taylor – botanist ]
      http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/34252/Why-winter-no-longer-exists

  5. Andy DC says:

    That 1/10,000 of extra CO2 is all powerful. Can make it hot, cold or anything else in between. Also cause it to rain on your birthday. Now, as a leading climate expert, can I please have my grant money?

    • Brian G Valentine says:

      Not unless you’re 25 years of age, overburdened with ego and out to “prove to the world” that AGW exists and so get a grant from NSF to go out there and make a jackass of yourself, like Mr Marcott

  6. Andy Oz says:

    Excessive CO2 causes schizophrenia.
    “I’m too hot, I’m too cold! It’s all caused by that nasty CO2.”
    The government should put up some money for a mental health study into “Why climate science and schizophrenia have a high degree of correlation.”

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