Background Checks Needed At Kitchen Stores

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Recent terror attacks have been facilitated by cooking supply stores, using knives and pressure cookers.

Kitchen stores need to be federally licensed, and universal background checks need to be done on all patrons. Usage of any drug should permanently disqualify an individual from cooking – which would eliminate almost everyone in Boulder and Denver.

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18 Responses to Background Checks Needed At Kitchen Stores

  1. Dave G says:

    last week the stores in NY started making you show ID to purchase lighters & scratch off tickets

  2. leftinbrooklyn says:

    In this age of tight budgets and sequesters, surely we can find bi-partisan methods to streamline our efforts toward achieving Utopia. An all encompassing, well conceived, ‘Ok, So, Nobody Do Anything Bad Ever Again, Cool?’ Law should do it. Enjoy your rainbows. And please put the crayons back when you’re done, in a diverse, non-offending, desegregated arrangement, of course.

  3. Louis Hooffstetter says:

    Steve nails it: it’s time to ban all “Assault Cookware”. But the ban can’t be limited to knives and pressure cookers. How many innocent husbands have been assaulted with rolling pins & cast iron skillets? They’ve got to go!

  4. gator69 says:

    Are they banning Home Ec in public schools now?

  5. Traitor In Chief says:

    Beck named the Saudi National who was to be deported. Turns out he had been classified at the highest level of threat. This was the first suspect apprehended. Then, secret meetings happened, and suddenly, this guy isn’t even a terrorist. Perhaps he looked too much like the son Obungo never had.

  6. Sundance says:

    Here is an interesting analysis showing that the 20 years average for gun homicide rates among non-Hispanic Whites in the US. The raw FBI data lumps Hispanic Whites with non-Hispanic Whites and this is the best assessment I’ve found to break the FBI data down further to give a more realistic look at gun homicides by race. It turns out that non-Hispanic White homicide rate is roughly a measly 0.32/100,000. I say measly because the rate is 12.5/100,000 for Blacks and 6.8/100,000 for Hispanics. So 20 years of data show that those that most likely voted for Obama are the cause of 9 out of 10 gun homicides but Obama has the country convinced that right wing Whites are the threat to everyone’s safety. It’s hard to find irony this rich.

  7. Robertv says:

    ‘Last night, I watched the amateur home video of the shootout between Boston and Watertown police and the person referred to as “Suspect #1.”
    I learned that there were something on the order of 200 shots fired during that firefight.
    Think about that for just a moment. It took a dozen or more cops, who are trained professionals, who practice on at least a weekly basis with their firearms, to fire 200 rounds before he finally died.
    Yet our politicians (at least here in New York, and some in Washington — as well as other places, I’m sure) are saying that the most anyone needs to have to protect himself from armed intruders is seven rounds in the magazine.
    Only seven?!
    Of course, it took trained police, who were not dealing with an unexpected attack, who were not roused from a peaceful slumber, who were not worried about their wives and kids, some 200 rounds to kill one dangerous man.
    Makes you wonder if those politicians have even the slightest, tiniest hint of anything connected with the real world, doesn’t it?’

  8. jmrsudbury says:

    Don’t get caught selling kitchen ware at a yard sale.
    John M Reynolds

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