Daily Archives: May 23, 2013

Update On The Obama Press Conference

My advisers told me that I needed to hold a press conference during which no one would bug me about all the scandals, and one of them suggested that I hold one where I say some gibberish about not using … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | 6 Comments

Another Year Of Flooding On The Poudre

The Cache La Poudre River is the major drainage of the northern Colorado Front Range. It has flooded two out of the last three years, and will almost certainly flood this year with 127% of normal snow pack being reported … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | 9 Comments

Sandy Hook Alternate Ending

The actual ending : Psycho breaks into the school. Principal calls for people with guns to come save them from the psycho. While waiting for the people with guns to arrive twenty minutes later, principal and 28 other people get … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | 2 Comments

The Perfect Father’s Day Gift

American Agitprop Playing Cards: Updated and Improved

Posted in Uncategorized | 9 Comments

New Summer Bunkerbuster Movie

Barack Obama: The Drone Ranger | Mad Magazine

Posted in Uncategorized | 3 Comments

Quick Note To President Obama

Suggested new rules of terrorist engagement Learn to tell the difference between a terrorist and a returning veteran Learn to tell the difference between a terrorist and a Ron Paul supporter Learn to tell the difference between a terrorist and … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | 7 Comments

Reader Quiz

Question : Why don’t terrorist attacks occur in gun shops? Because everyone is armed and the terrorist would be dead in about two seconds Because guns are evil Because people who patronize gun shops are not as smart as Diane Feinstein Because of bitter … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | 13 Comments