Life In Tornado Alley Below 350 PPM

In the 1930s, tornadoes were known to be caused by witches.  Experts tell us that they are now caused by Republicans.


I’m not being fair though. People in the 1930s didn’t really blame tornadoes on witches. Our society didn’t get that stupid until James Hansen and Al Gore took over the public education curriculum.


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6 Responses to Life In Tornado Alley Below 350 PPM

  1. tckev says:

    Maybe there’s more to it –


    • I think New Belgium beer is crap, and do not understand the attraction to it. Left Hand beer is brewed in Longmont. The author seems to have struck out.

      • Traitor In Chief says:

        If you can find it in CO, try FULL SAIL Amber Ale. It’s brewed in Hood River OR. To each his own on taste I suppose. But this is my favorite beer for several years now.

  2. Andy DC says:

    As long as gun toting white males have been beating their wives and raping their children, there have been toradoes in Oklahoma

  3. Andy Oz says:

    I heard that Hansen and Gore have begun consulting for the Japanese Whaling Industry over the past few months since they’ve succeeded so well with the Global Warming and Carbon Credit promotion. I think they’ve come up with a great slogan. Apparently there is also a “buy one get one free” deal going on as well. It also saves the lives of all those beautiful lambs, cows, pigs and chickens. Pure genius.

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