Sergeant Schultz In The White House

So many things Obama doesn’t know

  1. He didn’t know that his spiritual mentor and long time pastor was an America hating racist
  2. He didn’t know that his literary agent  promoted his as being “born in Kenya” – for 17 years. 
  3. He didn’t know where his birth certificate was
  4. He didn’t know that the IRS chief (who came to the White House 157 times for Easter egg rolls) was targeting Obama’s political opponents
  5. He didn’t know that he was running guns to Mexican drug lords
  6. He didn’t know that he was using the Department of Justice to target his political opponents
  7. He didn’t know the difference between Al Qaeda and YouTube
  8. He didn’t know that he tripled the budget deficit
  9. He didn’t know that there has been no warming for the first third and the last third of his life
  10. He didn’t know that Obamacare was going to massively tax the middle class
  11. He didn’t know that he was a socialist

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8 Responses to Sergeant Schultz In The White House

  1. Marian says:

    12. He didn’t know the USA is made up of 50 states. 🙂

  2. ralphcramdo says:

    I don’t know why he was reelected.

  3. gator69 says:

    And yet Romney was 100% responsilbe for actions of a company at which he no longer worked.

  4. gator69 says:

    12. He does not know how to operate an umbrella (this is why the Marines are now required to operate all ‘heavy’ machinery for Skeeter now).

  5. gator69 says:

    I wonder if Skeeter knows Samantha Power is married to Cass Sunstein, his regulatory czar…

    “WASHINGTON (AP) — A White House official says President Barack Obama will name former aide Samantha Power as the U.S. ambassador to the United Nations.”

    http://news.yahoo.com/ap-source-obama-name-samantha-power-un-post-120030277.html;_ylt=A2KJ2UhmKa9RcUsAj8rQtDMD

    It’s as if they think this is just a gravy train for the ‘cool kids’.

  6. gator69 says:

    It’s a good thing Skeeter knows he graduated from Columbia, because none of his classmates remember him…

    “I just returned from New York, where I attended my 30th Columbia University reunion. I celebrated with my esteemed classmates. Everyone except Barack Obama. As usual- he wasn’t there. Not even a video greeting. Not a personalized letter to his classmates. Nothing. But worse, no one at our 30th reunion ever met him. The President of the United States is the ghost of Columbia University…

    Keep in mind these people I spoke to are all- to a man and woman- dedicated liberal Democrats who voted for Obama. I’m guessing 90% are major Democrat contributors. My Columbia classmates are the crème of the crop of American society. Lawyers, doctors, billionaire hedge fund members, stars of the media. They adore Obama. But they all admit they never met him in their four years at Columbia. I am proud of my classmates for their honesty and integrity.”

    http://www.theblaze.com/contributions/barack-obama-the-ghost-of-columbia-university/

  7. Kaboom says:

    He’s not a socialist. Socialists improve the lives of more people while spending less money in shorter time in a more accountable fashion. Socialists resent being compared to Obama.

    • Blade says:

      He’s not a socialist. Socialists improve the lives of more people while spending less money in shorter time in a more accountable fashion. Socialists resent being compared to Obama.

      Okay now. That may be the most funny thing I have ever seen written. Three whoppers in a single sentence. I hope you just left off the /SARC tag!

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