- Don’t let anyone own anything. All property belongs to the state and is evenly distributed.
- Allow the police to enter anyone’s place of residence at any time. This would greatly reduce red tape and delays in getting crimes solved.
- Government surveillance in the bedroom. The STD police would know who isn’t using condoms and could dispatch an agent to keep people from wetting their wicks illegally.
- Government surveillance in the kitchen. Eating meat is the #1 cause of global warming. If you are seen eating more planet destroying food than your quota, an EPA agent could be immediately dispatched to your home.
My name is George Orwell, and I didn’t intend for my writing to become the basis of US domestic policy.