And Zombies. Don’t forget the Zombies.
Just keep your signature model “Joe Biden” double barrel shotgun handy, and remember,
only shoot out the window toward the neighbors, as the VP recommended, never directly AT the Zombies.
Ghosts are not affected by climate change.
Goblins is a racist term . I prefer Djinn.
It makes them mad.
Ghouls ( speeling is impotent) thrive in warmer weather.
That is why they move here from their traditional eastern European grounds.
Easier to kill than Vampires or Zombies.
Watch out for Chupacabras. The increase in Mothman sightings and all kinds of paranormal activity. Global Warming brings all the Crazies and wierd creatures out of hiding, Because it’s getting too warming for them in their hiding places. 🙂
Real Science 
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1glNuQiE77E
http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=JVMvU-pVtJI&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DJVMvU-pVtJI
And Zombies. Don’t forget the Zombies.
Just keep your signature model “Joe Biden” double barrel shotgun handy, and remember,
only shoot out the window toward the neighbors, as the VP recommended, never directly AT the Zombies.
What about ghosts, goblins and ghools?
Ghosts are not affected by climate change.
Goblins is a racist term . I prefer Djinn.
It makes them mad.
Ghouls ( speeling is impotent) thrive in warmer weather.
That is why they move here from their traditional eastern European grounds.
Easier to kill than Vampires or Zombies.
LOL.
Watch out for Chupacabras. The increase in Mothman sightings and all kinds of paranormal activity. Global Warming brings all the Crazies and wierd creatures out of hiding, Because it’s getting too warming for them in their hiding places. 🙂
Chupacabra ate my
“tomato” plant.
Never happened before.
Stupid global warming . Doh’/
Fortunately ozone depletion will increase UV, which vampires hate. So we dodged a bullet there.
CAGW also creates ideal conditions for werewolves so we will need that bullet. As long as its silver!
Not to worry,the windshredders will take care of the bats.