Tuesday, June 25
The overwhelming consensus of people who make their living off spreading climate alarmism tell me that I can take people’s attention off my scandals by blaming every weather event on Republicans.
They also say that I need to bypass Congress and raise electricity prices so that their fraudulent research funding can continue, and so that I can invest in some more green energy scams pay back some of my 2012 campaign contributors.
I read somewhere that climate change is happening at unprecedented rates, so it is time that I unilaterally punish American citizens – because China, Russia and India refuse to punish their own people. Someone has to be punished for the weather.