The Only Reason To Own A Car Is To Kill People

Cars kill about one million people a year around the world, and maim millions of others. No background check is required to purchase one of these killing machines. They are often used to transport terrorists, pressure cookers and other terrorist bombs, and they hurt countless thousands of school children.

Common sense says that these instruments of murder and mayhem need to be banned. At a minimum, people need to spy on their driving neighbors for any sign of mental instability and report what they see to the government.

Failure to report that your driving neighbor had a bad day should be punishable as a criminal offense. Also, if you see your neighbor with a pressure cooker, or are suspicious that they have explosives in their underwear, call the KGB immediately.

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13 Responses to The Only Reason To Own A Car Is To Kill People

  1. squid2112 says:

    Sorry, off topic, but this just bothers the heck out of me. How can they lie so blatantly?

    National Geographic reports that Global Mean Sea Levels have risen 4 to 8 inches over the past century, and more alarmingly, the rate at which the sea-level rises has doubled over the past 20 years.

  2. R. de Haan says:

    The only reason to have pristine forests in the USA is to burn them in coal power plants on the other side of the world in order to save the planet.

    And when all the forests are fired up you blame humanity for being a cancer to the planet.

    I don’t know if you know but the Dutch have planned a completely crazy deal to import wood from Georgia to be fired up in coal power plants 1/3 coals, 2/3 prime Georgia forest.

    They have backed this plan up with billions of subsidies so that will buy them a lot of tree’s.

    Most of the Dutch, should they know about absurd plan, wouldn’t like it and the same I suppose goes for the American people.

    Never thought I would support a protest initiative like this (please translate with google):

    But if we start burning our biosphere to save the planet, based on a legal but in my view totally criminal government scheme for all the wrong reasons, I think something has gone terribly wrong.

    So please hit the alarm drum on this and tell the Dutch Government they are making a big, big mistake.

    The next to make this move could be China and if they are as stupid as the Dutch Government we’re out of forests within a decade.

    • jimash1 says:

      What advantage of any kind is supposed to be gained by using this mixture of wood and coal ?
      Is it just to say that they are burning less coal ?

  3. If banning them saves just one child…

    • timg56 says:

      I know it is satire, but reality is that banning cars is an objective of those who “care so much” about our environment.

      Several years ago I commented to friends that if government can extort money from tobacco companies on the basis their product is unhealthy, it would just be a matter of time before they tried to do the same with food. They all thought I was exaggerating.

  4. R. de Haan says:

    This is how they want to generate the electricity to power the electric cars we will be forced to drive in a few years. Nice clean CO2 neutral electricity generated with US forests.

    I thougt the climate gang was crazy but now I know they are scum.

    WWF and Grenpeace, both with a head office in the Netherlands don’t say a word about the criminal scheme. Of course they are scum too.

  5. Andy Oz says:

    KGB- Kolorado Greenie Boofheads??

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