Zimmerman Prosecution Outlines Self-Defense Guidelines

Self defense is only acceptable if

  1. You are in a coma
  2. You are dead
  3. You can prove that the next punch would have been fatal
  4. You are a policeman, and the other person made a frightening movement which caused you to shoot him 27 times.
  5. You are a policeman, and the other person was holding a flashlight.

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7 Responses to Zimmerman Prosecution Outlines Self-Defense Guidelines

  1. shazaam says:

    6. You are a cop and the other person is holding a scary looking garden hose which caused you to fear for your life and shoot him 34 times (with a pause to reload just to be sure).

  2. Ben says:

    7. You are a mother standing on her front porch, holding a baby, which is a potentially dangerous projectile
    8. You are an elderly man who hears a noise outside, and opens the door, which is a known threatening move.

  3. swampsniper says:

    I watched every televised moment of the trial until today. About 10 minutes of Bernie’s crap had my blood pressure going ballistic and I tuned him out. I ‘ll catch Mark’s closing tomorrow, then pray a lot. Any one of us could be sitting where George Zimmerman is. He didn’t do anything much different than I would have done it.

  4. PhilJourdan says:

    9. You are 7 plain clothes revenuers and your target is a scared shitless 20 year old innocent college student.

  5. kuhnkat says:

    10. You are a Swat member and didn’t realize there was anyone home.

  6. Chewer says:

    You’re a white-Hispanic who doesn’t look like you could be my son:)
    Off topic: My mother had me as an act of spite, because she hated the capitalist American society and needed someone to carry on the torch!

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