Daily Archives: July 16, 2013

New Stranger Danger Guidelines Released

We have been teaching our children to profile, and this is wrong. In order to protect the civil rights of strangers, children are now being instructed to happily submit to rape, murder and kidnapping. It reduces their CO2 footprint.

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Wyoming Announces New Bear Hunting Regulations

Progressives tell us that Zimmerman hunted down Martin and killed him in cold blood. In honor of his memory, Wyoming is introducing new bear hunting regulations requiring that all hunters lie down on the ground underneath the Griz, and allow … Continue reading

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Important Announcement From The DOJ

We are disappointed by the limited scale of violence since the Zimmerman verdict, and will keep investigating Zimmerman over and over again until we get some full scale riots going. In accordance with the Obama full scale assault on the … Continue reading

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Shock News : No Fires In Texas, Arizona, New Mexico or Colorado

Obama says that forest fires are proof of global warming, during one of the quietest fire years on record. Middle of July, and there are no large fires burning in the southwest. National Interagency Fire Center

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If Obama Had A Son …..

A peaceful protest of the George Zimmerman verdict in Los Angeles turned violent Monday after youths broke away from the main demonstration in Leimert Park, stomped on cars, broke windows, set fires and attacked several people. KCBS-TV/KCAL-TV reporter Dave Bryan and his … Continue reading

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Useless Climate Forecasts Expected To Continue Through 2013

A few months ago, government experts forecast that the corn belt drought was going to continue through 2013 07/15/2013 U.S. corn futures settled at a two-and-a-half-year low Monday, pressured by an improved weather outlook for what could be a record … Continue reading

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Justice For Westley

7:39 p.m. CDT, June 17, 2013 Weekend violence leaves 9 dead, 47 shot “Our son is dead! Oh Jesus!” the 57-year-old screamed, referring to Cortez, one of her three sons, who was killed earlier that morning on Chicago’s West Side. … Continue reading

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Shock News : Socialized Medicine Sucks

Low staffing numbers to blame for high NHS hospital mortality rates

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Second Anniversary Of The Funniest Aggie Joke

Two years ago this week, Texas A&M professor Andrew Dessler announced the permanent Texas heatwave and drought : Texas is vulnerable to warming climate The weather of the 21st century will be very much like the hot and dry weather … Continue reading

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Chicago July Murder Count : 30 Including Five Under The Age Of 18

So far in July there have been 30 murders in Obama’s home town. Twenty-nine of the victims were black, and one was Hispanic. The youngest was an eight year old girl who was strangled to death by her Grandmother. Four … Continue reading

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