Stock Up On MunchIes At Home

You never know when a stoned 12 year old who could have been the president 35 years ago will develop a need for Skittles in pouring rain at 2:30 am on a school night, and leave the house only to to be hunted down and killed by a racist Hispanic lying injured on the sidewalk underneath the child.

Obama also believes that the weather is getting worse, and that it is America’s fault.

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8 Responses to Stock Up On MunchIes At Home

  1. slimething says:
    Trayvon, with his hoodie up, grabs two items from the shelves of 7-11. One is the Skittles. The other is Arizona Watermelon Fruit Juice Cocktail. The media avoid the name of the real drink — possibly because of the racial implications of the word “watermelon,” but possibly to avoid probing the real reason for Trayon’s trip.

    Trayvon, in fact, had become a devotee of the druggy concoction known as “Lean,” also known in southern hip-hop culture as “Sizzurp” and “Purple Drank.” Lean consists of three basic ingredients — codeine, a soft drink, and candy. If his Facebook postings are to be believed, Trayvon had been using Lean since at least June 2011.

    On June 27, 2011, Trayvon asks a friend online, “unow a connect for codien?” He tells the friend that “robitussin nd soda” could make “some fire ass lean.” He says, “I had it before” and that he wants “to make some more.” On the night of February 26, if Brandy had some Robitussin at home, Trayvon had just bought the mixings for one “fire ass lean” cocktail.


    Poor-Man’s PCP

  2. Latitude says:

    this is wrong….we are all repeating it wrong….and it’s being reported wrong

    He didn’t have the munchies, he didn’t have an ice tea and skittles…

    He had an Arizona watermelon and skittles..
    with Robitussin…you get lean or robotripping

    of course that does not go with his five year old picture and little boy with candy

  3. Chewer says:

    And the concerned parent(s) didn’t care enough to even seek where he was until the next day.

  4. scizzorbill says:

    Obama also believes that what America needs is a communist dictator.

  5. Fred from Canuckistan says:

    The autopsy showed liver damage from his Lean/Purple Drank addiction. One consequence of Lean is paranoia and aggressive behaviour.

  6. B.C. says:

    It’s all part of the plan to put those 1.6-billion rounds of ammo and 7,000 AR’s to their intended use.
    He’s perfectly OK with the people he deems to be “good” (Read: Government agents) having the means to protect themselves, but sees no reason for the proletariat to be able to defend themselves from a tyrannical government.

    When asked about those Eeeeevil Assault Weapons Semi-Auto Rifles, this was his response:

    “But weapons that were designed for soldiers in war theaters don’t belong on our streets. Part of it is seeing if we can get an assault weapons ban reintroduced.”


    Put that together with his recent chiding of college graduates to ignore those who warn about tyranny, along with his misAdministration’s abysmal track record, there is no other conclusion to come to— they want things to go to Hell so that they can come in and assert their unbridled authority over everyone and everything.

  7. Obama is America’s fault; his lies are all his.

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