No Deniers Of Witchcraft Permitted In The Obama White House

You don’t believe in witchcraft?

Tell that to all the people struck by disease, car crashes and natural disasters. The existence of these events provides overwhelming proof that witches are ruining the lives of millions of Americans.

Only a purge of witches can make events like Sandy stop happening.

– Obama’s Secretary of Non Sequitur

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7 Responses to No Deniers Of Witchcraft Permitted In The Obama White House

  1. miked1947 says:

    I think it was the new EPA director that made that speech.

  2. Fred from Canuckistan says:

    Father Latrevier, may he rest in peace, would not be pleased if I do not do what he to me did so many, many times cramming Latin into my dumb juvenile head for two years. 40 years ago and some of it is still in there. Good teacher.

    Non Sequitor.

  3. Robertv says:

    ‘…Another piece falls into place. In a press conference last week Obama was not wearing his wedding ring nor was he wearing his watch. When noticed, his staff said his ring was out for repairs. No reason was given for the missing watch.
So it’s just a coincidence that Muslims are forbidden from wearing jewellery during the month of Ramadan?..’

  4. oldfossil says:

    “Do not use power to suppress opinions you think pernicious, for if you do the opinions will suppress you.”

  5. archangelmichael2 says:

    Lord Obama please protect me! Stupid Liberals.

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