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There Is Only One Reason To Buy A Car

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Military grade cars kill and maim millions of people a year. The only reason to purchase one of these weapons of mass destruction is to kill lots of people. Civilians should only be allowed single stroke engines, with a top speed slow enough to allow pedestrians to get out of the way. The danger of self-reloading cylinders is unacceptable after today’s Santa Ana massacre.

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