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You should buy Arctic beachfront property, because after you are dead it is going to be really warm there.
Now’s the time to buy up that Arctic waterfront property you’ve been dreaming of.
New evidence shows that, while we may not see severe climate change in our lifetimes, global warming could snowball into catastrophe in the distant future—and once the climate has shifted, it might not go back to normal for a very, very long time.
When global warming finally gets going, it could last for 200,000 years – Quartz
I knew that dead people voted Democratic in large numbers, but I didn’t realize that they also took a lot of vacations.
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