Criminals Union Promises To Abide By All New Gun Laws

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A spokesman for the National Union of Mass Murderers, Rapists, Armed Robbers, Kidnappers, Home Invaders, and People Who Believe They Are Fictional Arch-Villains, has issued a statement promising to abide by all new gun laws, and not use them to the unfair advantage of the criminals.

Additionally, James Holmes has discussed this with Count Vertigo and Lex Luthor – and received similar assurances.

A spokesman for the California Assembly added :

Confiscating guns from law abiding citizens makes the work of criminals much easier, safer and more productive. The Second Amendment has been a terrible burden on criminals, who share the same mindset as many government officials.

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5 Responses to Criminals Union Promises To Abide By All New Gun Laws

  1. There Is No Substitute for Victory says:

    Is that Obama’s other son if he had a son (;<

  2. miked1947 says:

    We would not want to restrict the civil right of the criminals! They just want to be able to restrict the civil rights of everyone else!

  3. leftinbrooklyn says:

    I suppose we should also buy their guns for them.

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