Missing Hurricanes Located

The winter of 2011-2012 was very mild and pleasant in the US, which NOAA’s Climate Extreme’s Index calculated as the most extreme weather in US history. Obama determined from this mindless statistic that he has had the worst weather ever, despite all evidence to the contrary. For one thing, Obama’s five year reign of unconstitutional terror has experienced the fewest US hurricane landfalls of any president.

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Chronological List of All Hurricanes

So far this year there have been no Atlantic hurricanes.  Kerry Emanuel of MIT says that hurricanes are caused by man-made globally warmed water, so we can safely conclude that the missing man-made hurricanes are on the bottom of the sea, along with the missing Mann-made heat.

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12 Responses to Missing Hurricanes Located

  1. From npr

    “The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration believes that this year, there is a 70 percent chance of 13 to 20 named storms

    Quite seriously, the NOAA claims a 70% chance(!) that they’ll manage to hit a barndoor that’s 50% of the target wide. This is the best Real Peer-Reviewed Science™ can manage.

  2. John B., M.D. says:

    I would normalize the data to number of landfalls per hurricane season. That would drop Obama to fewest on record.

  3. philjourdan says:

    Seems everything is at the bottom of the sea.

    • There Is No Substitute for Victory says:

      It’s all that rotten, slushy, thin, first year, ice floating around between the Tropic of Cancer and the Tropic of Capricorn that is the problem. Rest easy though, Reggie’s blow torch is on the job and it will have all that fixed..

  4. Andy DC says:

    The lack of hurricanes is un-President-ed.

  5. Disillusioned says:

    The extreme weather meme is extreme propaganda

  6. Bruce says:

    Obama likes to compare himself to Abraham Lincoln. I see this is actually true in one aspect.

    But my question is this: is it that the hurricanes repelled by his sheer awesomeness or are they too embarassed to interrupt his golf?

  7. miked1947 says:

    There is a bunch of Butterflies just getting ready to emerge from their cocoons in West Africa and they will show you who is boss this Hurricane season! NOAA said so! 😉

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