Obama says that he controls the climate, and has since June 2008. But now there are claims that Congressional Republicans control the climate.
The organization 350 Action and agency Barton F. Graf 9000 are proposing a Climate Name Change–a new system of identifying storms by the names of climate change deniers. Now it’s “Michelle Bachman” that’s ravaging the Florida coast, “Rick Perry” that’s led to the deaths of thousands of stranded animals, and John Boehner who has proved to be one of the costliest environmental disasters in American history. As the video below advises, you’d better sign the Climate Name Change petition asap “before John Boehner blows your entire city away.”
In the 17th century, it was well known that witches controlled the climate. We have advanced a long way since those days.
One thing we do know is that progressives are flaming imbeciles.