Middle East Summary

Obama says that the overwhelming consensus of experts tells him that he he needs to bomb Syria in the interests of peace.

Iran says they will attack Israel if Obama bombs Syria.

Russia and China say that bombing Syria will cause a disaster.

Israel says they will fight back if they are attacked.

Obama also says that the overwhelming consensus of experts tells him that he needs to raise taxes in an effort to destroy the US energy supply, in order to stop global warming.

Obama also says that the best intelligence was a spontaneous YouTube protest in Benghazi.

Obama also says that he won’t raise taxes on anyone making less than $250,000.

Obama also says that he won’t take anyone’s guns away.

Obama also says that he is against gay marriage.

Obama also says that the NSA doesn’t spy on Americans

Obama also says …….

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11 Responses to Middle East Summary

  1. Fred from Canuckistan says:

    Look, over there, is that a banana tree on the lawn of the big White House?

  2. Norm says:

    There will be no American attack on Syria. Obama is looking for any reason to back out of such commitment.

  3. Olaf Koenders says:

    Keep that list going Steve, it’ll be a long and contradictory one 😉

  4. R. de Haan says:

    The Russians, Putin, Medvedev and at least three of their highest generals have said they will risk a nuclear war if Obama crosses the line they have drawn in the sand of Syria and Iran.

    You can trust the Russians to keep their word, just as they did when Georgia crossed the line.

    • Payback time for the Cuban Missile Crisis.

    • phodges says:

      And China has said, “We will not hesitate to protect Iran…even with a third world war.”

      Is global domination really worth it???? I mean, the Chinese and Russian leadership know who the enemy are. It may not just be millions of innocent cannon fodder who pay, this time.

  5. The “O” has proven beyond a shadow of a doubt he is the biggest SCFOAMF we have had as president in decades. He makes Carter look like a genius.

  6. Luke of the D says:

    Its been awhile since I last commented and I am not one to “panic” really, but I’m really starting to worry… I have lived through many a silly war and seen may world leaders bluff time and again, but Syria, as unimportant a country it is to me, scares the hell of me. I’m preparing for chaos and I hope you all are too… unless Obama backs away, hell will follow.

  7. phodges says:

    “The west has spent 10 years fighting terrorism…it has killed millions doing so. Now they are supporting the same terrorists in Syria…and I’m the bad guy??” –Bashar al Assad

    Worthy of a read…

    http://izvestia.ru/news/556048

    I was going to quote from it, but you pretty much have to read the whole thing. It is a goldmine.

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