For the first time I can reveal that my bicycling prevented a category 6 hurricane from hitting Iowa two weeks ago. I’m 97% certain about this.
Additionally, I drove to Denver on Saturday – which caused considerable climate disruption that prevented the West Antarctic Ice Sheet from collapsing and drowning New York.
Snow truly was a thing of the past – until that evening in 2002 when I ate too much chili.
And finally, my pet butterfly flapped his wings in June – which caused Arctic ice to come roaring back this summer.