Shock News : Flowers Require CO2

President Obama believes that CO2 is a toxin, based on research done at the Choom Climatological Institute – so I was shocked to learn that flowers actually require CO2 to grow.

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7 Responses to Shock News : Flowers Require CO2

  1. leftinbrooklyn says:

    Good for plants, good for us. Or are they trying to belittle that cycle also.

  2. tom0mason says:

    Hey Barry restrict the CO2 and the choom don’t grow so well, or is that what you want now?

  3. gator69 says:

    You would think a turnip would understand.

  4. Don says:

    The SCOTUS seems to think CO2 needs to be regulated by the EPA. Gee, thanks guys and gals…… Not.

  5. J Calvert N UK says:

    Magic! Carbon in, Oxygen out. Plants have the magic ability to convert Carbon atoms into Oxygen atoms – in a never-ending stream giving a total volume orders-of-magnitude greater than that of the plant itself. Or didn’t you know that? (Of course all biomass gain comes entirely from water and minerals in the soil – which is why ground levels are falling in areas of high-productivity agriculture!)

  6. Olaf Koenders says:

    Those damn stupid plants are destroying their environment, poisoning it with Oxygen. They’ll snuff themselves out. Burn some coal now! 😉

  7. Sleepalot says:

    From the BBC “(…)forests are really important because they reduce the amount of carbon dioxide in the air. ”

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