Kerry Accidentally Sabotages Obama’s Plans For World War III

In one of the most deft diplomatic maneuvers of all time, Russia’s President Putin has saved the world from near-certain disaster. He did so without the egoistical but incompetent American president, or his earnest but clueless Secretary of State, even realizing they had been offered a way out of the mess they’d created.

The eventful day started out Monday morning with the Obama administration making a full court press for an American attack on Syria: lobbying members of Congress, scheduling an historic series of presidential interviews with top news anchors, and sending Secretary Kerry to London to persuade our reluctant allies to scramble their jets, too.

Then Secretary Kerry made an off-hand comment that the only way an American attack would be called off is if the Syrians turn over all their chemical weapons to an international body. Then he added, “but that isn’t going to happen.”

The words were hardly out of his mouth when Russian Foreign Minister Lavrov essentially said, “we can live with that,” and the Syrian Foreign Minister chimed in with “we can, too.”

Putin is the one who really deserves that Nobel Peace Prize | Fox News

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7 Responses to Kerry Accidentally Sabotages Obama’s Plans For World War III

  1. Okie says:

    Leave room for Obama to salvage initiating WWIII tonight!

  2. omnologos says:

    what’s wrong with American politics, to the point of having the Three Dumbest in charge, Obama Kerry Biden?

  3. nomoregore says:

    This headline is hysterical.

    There is an explanation:

    When Barack Obama met with Queen Elizabeth II, the Queen of England , he asked her:

    “Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government?
    Are there any tips you can give me?”

    “Well,” said the Queen,
    “The most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.”

    Obama frowned, and then asked:
    “But how do I know if the people around me are really intelligent?”

    The Queen took a sip of champagne.
    “Oh, that’s easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle. Observe:”
    The Queen pushed a button on her intercom.
    “Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?”

    Tony Blair walked into the room and said,
    “Yes, your Majesty?”

    The Queen smiled and said:
    “Answer me this please Tony.
    Your mother and father have a child.
    It is not your brother and it is not your sister.
    Who is it?”

    Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered:
    “That would be me.”

    “Yes! Very good.” said the Queen.

    Obama went back home to ask Joe Biden the same question.
    “Joe, answer this for me:”

    “Your mother and your father have a child.
    It’s not your brother and it’s not your sister.
    Who is it?”

    “I’m not sure,” said Biden.
    “Let me get back to you on that one.”
    He went to his advisors and asked everyone, but none could give him an answer.
    Frustrated, Biden went to work in congressional gym and saw Paul Ryan there.

    Biden went up to him and asked, “Hey Paul, see if you can answer this question:”
    “Shoot Joe.”
    “Your mother and father have a child and it’s not your brother or your sister.
    Who is it?”

    Paul Ryan answered:
    “That’s easy, it’s me!”

    Biden smiled, and said, “Good answer Paul!”

    Biden then went back to speak with President Obama.
    “Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle.”

    “It’s Paul Ryan!”

    Obama got up, stomped over to Biden, and angrily yelled into his face,
    “No! You idiot! It’s Tony Blair!”

    …AND THAT, MY FRIENDS, IS PRECISELY WHAT’S GOING ON AT THE WHITE HOUSE

  4. Larry Fields says:

    John Kerry has established himself as a world-class dufus. His off-script comment can be interpreted in that light. The big question:

    Was Lurch simply having a senior moment? Or was he using his reputation as a bonehead for cover to save the world from WW3? If it’s the latter, he’s earned my respect.

  5. pathetic. I was waiting for him to put his foot in his mouth, ..”but that isn’t going to happen”

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