Barry’s Summer Diary

  • Got caught listening in to other people’s phone calls
  • Got caught using the IRS as a weapon
  • Tried to start a race riot
  • Hijacked a plane carrying the president of another country (LOL)
  • Got my ass kicked by Snowden
  • Got my ass kicked by Vlad
  • Made up a fake embassy security crisis
  • Silenced the people from the real embassy crisis
  • Tried to start WW III (LOL)
  • Got my ass kicked by Vlad – again
  • Had to cut back on my golf a little
  • Tried to wreck the coal industry

All in all, a good summer because I finally got everyone to pay attention to me again. They were starting to ignore me, and that made me sad.

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14 Responses to Barry’s Summer Diary

  1. kbray in california says:

    13) Good thing I don’t believe in god, ’cause I’d be going straight to Hell for my summer antics.

  2. Henry says:

    I am not a conservative but this is dead on. the Obama has reached a kind of oppositeness I have never seen before. How to do everything wrong. How to set up a entire society so everything is worse later on. How to mangle thought so his followers get stupider and crazier just by being loyal.

  3. SMS says:

    “You get to keep your doctor!”…………..Err.that’s not right? How about. “Your cost of health care will not go up.” ………….Err…….That’s not right?

    It’s in his blood………he has to lie. Barry has been doing it so long he can’t stop.

    • Ben says:

      “It’s a great health care plan, just wait and see!” ….. Err. Then your family and all of Congress wouldn’t have exempted yourselves from it. And all the corporations wouldn’t be asking for waivers. And the labor unions wouldn’t be begging for exemptions.

      Disgusting…

  4. R. Shearer says:

    He must have had a nice walk on the beach with Reggie too.

  5. @njsnowfan says:

    OT Steve but you have to pas this along
    The scientist say the sun has no effect on temperatures on earth. That is BS, Sun Driven Hockey Stick found..
    Historical Total Solar Irradiance 1610-2012
    http://lasp.colorado.edu/lisird/tsi/historical_tsi.html

    Also James Hansens Work on N hen temps and Solar Irradiance 1988

  6. R. de Haan says:

    And now he calls for mass protests to get the the gun laws eradicated because “We have nothing to expect from the Senate and Congress”.
    Obama fails his oath to defend the US Constitution.
    I call for mass protests to get his ass removed from the White House.

  7. David says:

    Humm?, so great list, but some more to come for sure, but worthy of a sticky post.

    Continued to build my private national security force which is on its way to being as well funded as the military.
    (Note to self I can achieve this from two directions and so defunding our real national security gets me closer to the goal.)
    I figured out how to keep those damm bratty kids out of my House.
    I got to insult the silent majority of scientist, while fibbing about the known facts.
    I gave away more of the peoples billions to more broke energy companies.

    I know I did more and my potential is not yet reached

  8. gator69 says:

    “My sons sure have been busy this Summer!”

    HOBOKEN, N.J. (CBSNewYork) — Three teenagers were in custody Saturday morning, on charges of beating a homeless man to his death in Hoboken, N.J.

    http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2013/09/21/prosecutor-3-teens-charged-in-beating-death-of-homeless-man-in-n-j/

    I’m guessing they didn’t beat him to death with an AR-15.

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