Climate Glossary

  • Shrinking Arctic Ice – rapidly expanding Arctic ice
  • Accelerated warming – cooling
  • We predicted this all along – we knew it was BS, but we have families to feed
  • Honest debate – just STFU already
  • Worse than we predicted – our scam is in trouble
  • Missing heat – running out of bullshit excuses
  • Chinese aerosols – running out of bullshit excuses
  • Climategate – fake scandal which never actually happened
  • Global cooling – caused by global warming and missing Arctic ice
  • The long term trend – start at the coldest winter on record

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4 Responses to Climate Glossary

  1. Latitude says:

    normal – claim you know the normal temp…and everything is making it warmer

  2. tom0mason says:

    Steve you forgot –

    Unprecedented – Probably normal, betting that no-one will check.
    New Normal – Slight unusual weather event.
    Drought – Flood (unofficial).
    Flood – Drought (official).
    Extreme climate – Harsh weather.
    Record-breaking – No checking required.
    Projected Warming – Snow this winter.
    Future Generation – More tax.
    Models clearly show – More tax.
    Denier – Demonize the unconvinced.
    Consensus – Group-think.

    Just as outlined by Orwell’s in his book 1984, CAGW alarmists and the authorities understand that if the language is distorted then judgment and thinking will change with it.

  3. Eric Simpson says:

    With the melted Arctic ice excuse gone, I wonder how the fear mongering loons will explain away the upcoming European winter which is predicted (as by Bastardi et al) to be very cold.

  4. daveburton says:

    I have a non-tongue-in-cheek climate glossary here:

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