Obama’s Crack Software Engineers Locate The Problem

The MSM has been telling us for five years how high tech the community organizer is, and his team of crack software engineers have narrowed the problem down to this procedure.

void itIsAllBushesFault(void* obamas_intellect, void* obamas_conscience, void* obamas_integrity)
{
    ...
}

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13 Responses to Obama’s Crack Software Engineers Locate The Problem

  1. Kepler says:

    Unfortunately that procedure is being called in an endless loop from which there is no escape.

  2. Shazaam says:

    And despite the current administration’s desperate attempts to blame Bush, the routine can only modify the values passed into it. (obamas_intellect, obamas_conscience and obamas_integrity are passes as untyped pointers)

    Repeated attempts to call the blame Bush routine seem to be decrementing the values being passed into the routine. Explaining the apparent total absence of any intellect, conscience or integrity in President Hopey-Changey (O-Bomb-Ya). (you shouldn’t decrement those values below zero)

    The President’s I_Have_A_Drone routine is working overtime in the absence of his Intellect, Conscience and Integrity.

  3. Ben says:

    In this case, we can compare apples to apples.

    Bush’s Medicare Part D website? 18 million dollars. No glitches.
    Obama’s website? 634 million (and rising). Glitch-central.

    • Gamecock says:

      CGI, which got $400,000,000 of the Healthcare.gov pie, donated $800,000 to Obama and other Democrats. Inefficient money laundering is a keynote of the Obama administration.

  4. philjourdan says:

    I thought it was the Tea Party’s fault.

  5. Tom says:

    I believe in the tech world this is called a Potemkin

  6. John B., M.D. says:

    Good news: To fix the health exchanges website, they only have to rewrite half as many lines of computer code as the Chevy Volt has in total.
    Bad news: The Chevy Volt has 10 million lines of code (and we all know what a huge commercial success the Volt has been), 6 times that of the F-22 Raptor.
    http://www.nytimes.com/2013/10/21/us/insurance-site-seen-needing-weeks-to-fix.html?pagewanted=1&hp&adxnnl=1&adxnnlx=1382360696-C9lu3hmVQ/FhR9e%20dVRCUQ
    http://insideevs.com/infographic-chevy-volt-has-10-million-lines-of-code-f-22-raptor-only-has-1-7-million/

  7. Traitor In Chief says:

    If the NYT says it will take weeks to fix, it will be months. The Dems would have been miles ahead to take the (1 yr delay) deal offered by the GOP.

    • philjourdan says:

      Actually probably not. The problems with the site are systemic. Lack of controls, lack of conformity to best practices, lack of testing. If they had delayed it a year, they would have just written another million lines of code with no QA or testing, so in a year, we would probably still be in the same situation.

  8. jack_k says:

    Class Obamacare
    {
    public: void healthcare_gov
    private: getBankAccountNumber;
    getSSN;
    getHomeAddress;
    getGuns;
    }

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