If You Like Your Mouse, You Can Keep Your Mouse

ScreenHunter_211 Feb. 05 19.18

The Federal Emergency Management Agency is warning that many flood repair projects could be delayed because they are in an endangered mouse’s habitat.

‘Endangered’ Mouse Could Delay Flood Recovery « CBS Denver

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10 Responses to If You Like Your Mouse, You Can Keep Your Mouse

  1. Andy DC says:

    What about the endangered habitat of the climate scienfist?

  2. Pathway says:

    Let’s see. The floods didn’t kill the mice but the repairs will kill the mice? Sound like climate science reasoning.

  3. Kepler says:

    Maybe FEMA should write a poem to the mouse and apologize for disturbing its nest.

  4. gator69 says:

    Not to worry, Danger Mouse always saves the day!

  5. That would be the mouse that has to be autopsied to determine its species?

  6. catweazle666 says:

    They could always borrow my cat…

    • Shazaam says:

      Cats determine mouse species by taste… (mine seem to be VERY fond of the local deer mice) So I’d suggest letting the cats perform a mouse census.

      Though at the end of that census-taking, the only mice left would be the uncounted few…..

      • Gail Combs says:

        I will lend my mousers to the effort.

        Good grief Mice breed faster than Rabbits. How in heck can you have an endangered species of mouse? Most be a Monsanto escapee.

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