Not long ago, people had to deal with tuberculosis, polio, smallpox, food shortages, fatal flu epidemics, world wars, O.J. Simpson Hertz commercials, and all manner of other horrors.
Now people go berserk with worry over the output of computer models – which take as their input, 0.0001 mole fraction of a harmless essential trace gas which forms an essential building block of all life.
This couple murdered their own children to protect them from a harmless trace gas.
BUENOS AIRES – A 7-month-old baby survived alone for three days with a bullet wound in its chest beside the bodies of its parents and brother, who died in an apparent suicide pact brought on by the couple’s terror of global warming, the Argentine press said Saturday.Police entered the home and found a Dantesque scene: the lifeless bodies of the couple, each shot in the chest, and their 2-year-old son, who had been shot in the back.In another room, police found a 7-month-old baby still alive but covered in blood from a bullet wound in the chest. It was taken to hospital immediately and its condition is improving hourly, according to doctors’ reports.The cops found a letter on the table alluding to the couple’s worry about global warming and their anger at the government’s lack of interest in the matter.