How CO2 Has Affected Me Personally

CO2 has risen from 0.00032 mole fraction CO2 to a frightening 0.00040 mole fraction during my lifetime. You can see this disturbing trend in the graph below.

ScreenHunter_75 Apr. 09 09.20

How has this affected me personally? As CO2 increased, so did my height. The correlation was unmistakable. I didn’t realize it until recently, but all 40 of my tallest years have occurred during the last 40 years, and I haven’t had a below average height year in over four decades.

It is time to end the CO2 madness, and go back to living short miserable lives in caves.

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18 Responses to How CO2 Has Affected Me Personally

  1. Gail Combs says:

    That is one of your best Steve.

    Unfortunately CO2 made me SHRINK… I lost an inch and a half…EEEK I’m MELTING….

  2. darrylb says:

    Maybe we are all disturbed, at least that is a little of what I have got back after my last editorial.
    Actually, I got mostly positive feedback (unlike what the greenhouse gases are getting)

  3. Send Al to the Pole says:

    This all works out, since the nutters say the solution is to cut your legs off. Then we can all go back to being shorter instead of waiting for doom.

  4. James Strom says:

    Would it be fair to say that seven–at least seven–of your ten tallest years have occurred in the past decade? If so, by warmist reasoning, you are still growing.

  5. Andy DC says:

    With low CO2, life was nasty, short and brutish.

  6. -=NikFromNYC=- says:

    Lucky you’re not a Puerto Rican frog:

    “Frogs are cold-blooded of course, which means they are more susceptible to changes in air temperature. The problem with changes in male frog calls is that quite often it means directing them at females that are unable to respond to them, or in some cases, hear them at all. That of course could lead to rapid population decline, or possibly extinction.“

    http://phys.org/news/2014-04-global-pitch-frog-puerto-rico.html

  7. mkelly says:

    The same has happened with my weight. The last 40 years are my highest.

  8. Andy Oz says:

    How is CO2 effecting Canadians? They are going to give up all their cars, trucks and tractors! What an outstanding idea. Up there with the Iron Maiden and dunking.
    http://www.vancouversun.com/touch/story.html?id=9722455

    • Gail Combs says:

      At least many woke-up and said the heck with the Kyoto Agreement.

    • Gail Combs says:

      The story is actually from Bloomberg L.P. I find it interesting as to who is dishing out the propaganda especially when it is this thick.

      As usual looking at the Board of Directors in interesting:
      http://investing.businessweek.com/research/stocks/private/board.asp?privcapId=160210

      Mr. Peter T. Grauer is Chair of Bloomberg L.P. He served as Managing Director and Senior Partner at Credit Suisse and is a Trustee of the University Of North Carolina @ Chapel Hill. (A VERY Politically Correct Town)
      Other Affiliations: DLJ Merchant Banking Partners, a private equity arm of Credit Suisse…

      CEO: Daniel L. Doctoroff (lawyer) was an Investment Banker of Lehman Brothers, Deputy Mayor for Economic Development and Rebuilding for the City of New York, serves as a Director of Committee Encouraging Corporate Philanthropy and World Resource Institute, and AND Director of World Resource Institute…

      OH! This is a goody:

      World Resources Institute (WRI) provides solutions to global problems of environment and development. The company focuses on reversing the degradation of ecosystems, halting human caused climate change, and reducing the use of materials and the generation of wastes…
      http://investing.businessweek.com/research/stocks/private/snapshot.asp?privcapId=5525649

      • Andy Oz says:

        The Usual Suspects.
        There’s always ex Lehman Bros and Goldman Sachs and JPM people in these organisations. Awesome trainers in how to fleece the sheeple.

        • Gail Combs says:

          You are very correct. But it is fun to point it out on occasion.

          I once looked at Huff ‘n Puff. The GO-TO rag for the low level progressive serfs.

          On the board of directors we have a member of the Council on Foreign Relations, a former Director of CIT Group Inc and a former partner at Plainfield Asset Management, who “manages investment capital for high net worth individuals based in the United States and abroad.”

          The chairman is also Chairmen of The Advertising Council Inc. who just won a “$2,049,078 federal contract from the U.S. Department of Homeland Security’s Federal Emergency Management Agency for ready campaign support services.”

          http://corp.aol.com/about-aol/board-directors
          http://investing.businessweek.com/businessweek/research/stocks/people/person.asp?personId=9179983&ticker=GOOG:US

        • Jason Calley says:

          Hey Andy Oz! “There’s always ex Lehman Bros and Goldman Sachs and JPM people in these organisations. ”

          Pardon me for drifting subjects a bit, but those same groups are always the source of U.S. Treasury Secretaries. Oddly, the Secretary of the Treasury is the person who runs the Secret Service, the group that protects the President. One would think that perhaps the US Military or maybe the FBI would be in charge of protecting the President, but no… it is the same group of people who run the big banks and Wall Street.

          It is always nice to know who pays the salary for the Praetorian Guards.

  9. Jimmy Haigh. says:

    Don’t worry. It’s just a pause. We’ll all start growing like crazy before too long.

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