Climate Scientist Job Interview Questions

  1. Do you believe in climate change?
  2. Do you believe that Republicans are evil and stupid?
  3. Are you willing to ostracize anyone who disagrees with you?
  4. Are you willing to generate several global warming papers a year full of sciency sounding gibberish to back your conclusions?
  5. Do you have any compunctions about tampering with data?
  6. Are you willing to publish complete crap if necessary to obtain funding?
  7. Are you a competent scientist?
  8. Do you believe that the oceans are becoming acidic?
  9. Are you a registered Democrat?

Correct answers :

  1. Yes
  2. Yes
  3. Yes
  4. Yes
  5. No
  6. Yes
  7. No
  8. Yes
  9. Yes

 

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6 Responses to Climate Scientist Job Interview Questions

  1. Richard Mallett says:

    Surely the correct answer to question 1 should be ‘No, not before the handle met the blade’

  2. omanuel says:

    Unfortunately, the same “lock-step consensus thinking” brought us:

    1. The standard solar model
    2. The standard nuclear model
    3. The standard climate model
    4. The standard model of the cosmos

    5. And increased our vulnerability to the real forces that control nature!

  3. MrX says:

    Those are the same answers to being a liberal, never mind a climate scientist.

  4. Billy Liar says:

    10. Can you handle a large paycheck?

  5. Andy DC says:

    All you need is to have one crackpot predict “X” amount of warming. Then you can have thousands of other crackpots coming in behing that crackpot, each predicting what unspeakable horrors “X” amount of warming will to to each species and/or the habitat of each species, even if the “X” amount of predicted warming is a total delusion. But nevertheless, it is all settled science!

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