Expert : Earth To Run Out Of Oil In 2008

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28 May 1938 – World’s Oil Wells Are Drying Up

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12 Responses to Expert : Earth To Run Out Of Oil In 2008

  1. _Jim says:

    Oh … THAT Rumania …

    wiki: Romania formerly also spelled Roumania and Rumania …

  2. Andy Oz says:

    Romania still producing in the 21st Century. Romanian expert couldn’t get within cooeee of prophesying the tiny local oil reserve life. I suppose he was the oil industry version of Michael Mann prophesying the end of ice!
    http://www.tititudorancea.com/z/ies_romania_crude_oil_production.htm

    • There Is No Substitute for Victory. says:

      A lot of folks can’t understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.
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      Well, there’s a very simple answer.
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      Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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      We just didn’t know we were getting low.
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      The reason for that is purely geographical.
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      Our OIL is located in:
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      Alaska
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      California
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      Coastal Florida
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      Coastal Louisiana
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      Coastal Alabama
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      Coastal Mississippi
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      Coastal Texas
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      North Dakota
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      Wyoming
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      Colorado
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      Kansas
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      Oklahoma
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      Pennsylvania
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      And
      Texas….
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      But our dipstick is located in the White House!
      ~~~

  3. gator69 says:

    Great! Now I’ll have to switch to synthetic when I oil my birds.

    • stewart pid says:

      Oiling your bird …. is that code for something?

      • _Jim says:

        Must be referring to a Uropygial gland or something …

        • gator69 says:

          Bird in the singular would be suggestive at the least. I am referring to my own way of celebrating Earth Day, by pouring crude oil on birds in the back yard by a bonfire of tires.

        • _Jim says:

          I can’t image that helps with the taste … does it?

          The meat might acquire some of what makes a Michelin grip the road so well …

  4. philjourdan says:

    Yea, many people do not realize they have been faking it for 6 years.

  5. Billy Liar says:

    When it does run out we can all get one of these:

    • There Is No Substitute for Victory. says:

      Yea, that Flintstone Car is the only auto that has the accelerator and brake shoes preforming the same functions. I think that I will see if I Obama will give me a Billion Dollar government grant to build a no energy dual function Flint Stone automobile built either in Boulder, Colorado or Rockford, Illinois, my alternative location is Pebble Beach, California.

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