Learning To Think Like A Progressive

Progressives do everything they can to drive young men insane, by repressing all normal male behavior and telling teens that they are destroying the planet by driving their car.

Then when teenage boys go completely insane and kill their peers with knives, cars, explosives and guns, progressives jump to the obvious conclusion that the madness could have been prevented by punishing duck hunters.

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22 Responses to Learning To Think Like A Progressive

  1. Bruce of Newcastle says:

    Muslims do everything they can to drive young men insane, by marrying off multiple young girls to men thrice their age and telling teens that they can have 72 virgins if they go to paradise.

    Then when teenage boys go completely insane and kill other Muslims with knives, cars, explosives and guns, Muslims jump to the obvious conclusion that the madness could have been prevented by punishing Israel and USA.

    Interesting parallels between the two religions.

    • _Jim says:

      I have a question: Why do they do this:

      From the NY Daily News: “Swedish health authorities discover every girl in one class had undergone genital mutilation: report.”

      “Of the 60 [girls], nearly half of the girls had undergone the most extreme form of female circumcision, in which the clitoris and labia are cut off and the vagina is sewn up to leave just a small opening. . . . A common practice is for immigrant parents to take their young girls to their home country, where the ritual is performed. Most often it is done with a razor blade or a knife, and without anesthesia.”

      – – – – –

      Insane … how else would one describe this? And, from the Religion of Peace ™

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      • cgleason says:

        Why do they do this? So females won’t have orgasms. They figure if a female enjoys sex then she will not be able to control herself and seek it out wherever she can find it, and that will make her a whore. If she’s a whore, they would have to bury her in the dirt up to her breasts and throw rocks at her head until she was dead. And no good Muslim would want to do that. So you see, cutting off the clitoris is an act of compassion.

      • stpaulchuck says:

        because they are ignorant sand savages belonging to a sixth century death cult

  2. inMAGICn says:

    Got an oldie for you.

    In the ’70s, the film “Enter the Dragon” was shown in the outdoor theaters in Upper Volta (now Burkina Faso). Almost immediately, young boys, and they were always boys, were flailing away at each other in uncoordinated and apparently dangerous imitations of what they perceived to be Kung Fu.
    What did the government do?
    Ban the film.
    Didn’t help. But, the craze wore itself out.

    • Andy Oz says:

      I was doing that with all my aboriginal school mates in Darwin every Thursday night in the 70’s. That was kung fu night at the cinema. All the way home there were awesome flying kicks and no one ever got hurt. Much more damage was done in the weekend footy match. Elbows to heads, swinging arm coat hangers. Umpires said “play on!” Weird.

  3. Andy Oz says:

    Progressives in NSW even had climate change warnings in the Learner Driver handbook!! Look out for that Heatwave crossing the road, and make sure you give way to all cyclones on the freeway and you won’t need chains for icy roads anymore.
    Progressives will be upset that common sense is returning. How repressed do they want young people to be?
    http://m.heraldsun.com.au/news/climate-change-and-roads-warning-will-be-removed-from-the-nsw-learner-driver-road-users-handbook/story-fnii5s3y-1226963140722

  4. Ernest Bush says:

    Anybody notice that progressives are really quiet lately about the El Nino prediction of coming global doom that captured headlines even on Fox News? During the last week the ENSO meter at WUWT has been drifting slowly toward neutral. Could work into a big oops if it continues.

  5. apollyon911 says:

    All weather patterns and natural disasters are confirmation of climate change (formally global warming but changed because, uh…).

    Mild winter? Climate Change. Freezing winter? Climate Change. Forest Fires? Climate Change. Flooding? Climate Change. Hot summer? Climate Change. Mild summer? Climate Change.

    See? It’s easy once you open your mind and accept the truth from scientists and pure science orgs like the IPCC.

  6. stpaulchuck says:

    you used the words “think” and “progressive” in the same sentence… so it’s about fiction then?

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