My Growth Pause

Due to global warming, I have been above my average height for 540 consecutive months. While I am not currently growing, I am 97% certain that the missing growth will return at the end of my growth heightatus.

h/t to Allan Cotterill

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24 Responses to My Growth Pause

  1. Llanero says:

    Maybe your missing growth is hidden at the bottom of your feet.

    • Billy N.Z. says:

      No,his height is measured at the top of his head,so it is hidden above his head. That is before homogenisation.

      • Stop bickering—you are on the same growth team. He’s growing at both poles but it doesn’t show. The missing growth is hidden in the deep stomach.

        • David A says:

          with the ladies the missing growth is usually right behind them.

        • Billy N.Z. says:

          Your right CW,I didn’t allow for natural variability. And yeah DA where they can’t see it, unfortunately in most cases it’s not missing,it’s there for all to see. (Except the owner).

  2. Can’t you just adjust the data to reduce your previous height?

  3. David A says:

    Just tell them you are now growing taller then your hair.

  4. mjc says:

    II want a couple of million in grant money to study the problem…

  5. …and don’t forget that twenty of the years of your maximum height have been during the last few decades.

    • Billy N.Z. says:

      So that shows you,with no global warming for 18years,his height hasn’t increased. Gotta be worth a mil or two in grants.

  6. Send Al To The Pole says:

    Maybe if you get one of those lotions that make body parts grow, and rub it on your legs?

  7. You are just a growth denier

  8. Andy Oz says:

    You cannot deny that CO2 caused you growth. Any heightatus is at best temporary and we are all going to be extinct because of you.


  9. The modern definition of a “scientist”: someone who uses reason, logic and evidence to support their point of view, but they don’t have any reason, logic and evidence to support their views, they just make it up.

  10. 1957chev says:

    We have a comprehensive list of reasons why your growth has “paused”….would you like to hear them? 😉

  11. philjourdan says:

    Just wait! You will start changing again – negatively! Lost 1.5 inches in height in the past 10 years.

    But I know, due to CO2, that is just a measurement issue. Once adjusted, I will show growth again.

  12. tom0mason says:

    There is no growth heightatus once you’ve adjusted for TOB, and homogenized your data to the others in the Basketball team.

  13. DedaEda says:

    Get a grant to homogenize your height over 540 months in accordance with the CO2 curve…

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