Scientists With An Actual Brain Are An Endangered Species

One year ago, crack scientists announced that Penguins were endangered by sea ice loss

29 Jun 2014

Emperor penguins should be classed as an endangered species because the majority of colonies will have lost half their populations by the end of the century, biologists have warned.

The flightless birds which inhabit Antarctica are threatened by changes to sea ice which are being driving by climate change.

Emperor Penguins are now endangered, warn biologists – Telegraph

Since then, Antarctic sea ice set an all-time record high

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23 Responses to Scientists With An Actual Brain Are An Endangered Species

  1. The flightless birds which inhabit Antarctica are threatened by changes to sea ice which are being driving by climate change.

    Us are being confusing by climate Engrish. All your base are belong to us.

  2. Pathway says:

    I’m sure they are threatened by sea ice changes. They are probably starving to death.

  3. mjc says:

    No, Emperor penguins are threatened by idiots trying to count them…

  4. Emperor penguins have been there for millions of years through ice ages and one interglacial maximum after another. They really don’t give a shit about 400 ppm seltzer gas

  5. Bloke down the pub says:

    Emperor penguins have to walk for miles over the ice to get to their nursery sites and the more ice there is, the longer it takes for an adult to make the round trip and bring back food for the chicks. So the statement from above, ‘Emperor penguins should be classed as an endangered species because the majority of colonies will have lost half their populations by the end of the century, biologists have warned.

    The flightless birds which inhabit Antarctica are threatened by changes to sea ice which are being driving(sic) by climate change.’ is correct.

  6. G. C. says:

    This is a test to see if this comment gets kicked into moderation too.

    Dave Burton warned me that the Forbes site was hacked back in feb

  7. BallBounces says:

    This graph looks like something run through the Mann hockeysticko-maker.

  8. This is the new “normal” in brain function. RTF

  9. tom0mason says:

    “Penguins were endangered by sea ice loss”
    They said the same about the Linux desktop but like Penguins it persists still.

  10. jmrsudbury says:

    29 Jun 2014 is not a year ago. — John M Reynolds

  11. DedaEda says:

    Too much ice is threatening poor penguins. We need more CO2 in the atmosphere to save them!

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