My water meter in the garage froze last February (2014) and it cost me $300 for a new one — first time that’s happened since moving into my house in 1987 (in Detroit suburbs)
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Record snowfall last winter in the Detroit metropolitan area.
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Great Lakes percentage frozen set 40 year record last February (2014).
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I just bought a heated mattress pad to survive the coming winter in comfort without setting new records for my natural gas usage again this winter!
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I don’t need no stinkin’ PhD with a computer to tell me if it’s getting colder or warmer — it’s getting colder now — and I’m really worried about a coming ice age, with Michigan under one or two miles of ice again … because I don’t know how to ice skate!
Real Science 
It’s just thin first year cold.
Rotten cold …
Miserable, no good, rotten cold …
As cold as the frost on a Canuck’s backside…
−273.15°C? Heavens, no!
My water meter in the garage froze last February (2014) and it cost me $300 for a new one — first time that’s happened since moving into my house in 1987 (in Detroit suburbs)
.
Record snowfall last winter in the Detroit metropolitan area.
.
Great Lakes percentage frozen set 40 year record last February (2014).
.
I just bought a heated mattress pad to survive the coming winter in comfort without setting new records for my natural gas usage again this winter!
.
I don’t need no stinkin’ PhD with a computer to tell me if it’s getting colder or warmer — it’s getting colder now — and I’m really worried about a coming ice age, with Michigan under one or two miles of ice again … because I don’t know how to ice skate!