Rules For Climate Radicals

  1. Refuse to believe any historical Arctic ice data which is not from satellites
  2. Ignore any Antarctic sea ice data which is from satellites
  3. Refuse to believe any temperature data which is from satellites
  4. Arctic air is very warm, until it comes to the US, where it becomes very cold
  5. Any cold location is weather.
  6. Any warm location is climate

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28 Responses to Rules For Climate Radicals

  1. tomB says:

    Yes cambridge bay Nunavut is only -29 c this am way warmer than the supposed normal -36c there’s your global warming

  2. David says:

    7…when asked for reference s and sources…do not give any

  3. Gail Combs says:

    8. Attack the person ignore the data he presents.

    9. Present off topic information and declare you are the winner of the debate.

    • Francis says:

      Gail, isn’t that how Putin described playing chest with Obama, like playing with a pigeon?

      Vlad: “First he struts around the board knocking all the chest pieces down. Then he puffs him self up and craps on the chest board before declaring himself the winner.”

    • Andy DC says:

      10. Produce doctored data, then state that anyone who questions it is an evil denier.
      11. The science is settled, even though not one of our predictions has ever been right.
      12. Staying warm in the winter and cool in the summer is greedy.
      13. Deny any good news about polar bears, penguins, sea level, sea ice, etc., etc.
      14. Modern conveniences of the 21st Century will destroy the planet and kill us all.
      15. A mild winter is a catastrophe. A cold winter is also catastrophic, caused by the Mann-made Polar Vortex.

    • nielszoo says:

      16. Protest, scream, holler and yell until all industrialized governments bribe or force 3rd world governments and dictators to promise to keep their populations starving, sick, dying and firmly entrenched in the Stone Age… while you whine about coal on your iWhatever in a heated / air conditioned Starbucks munching on a muffin covered in imported nuts… waiting for your electric car to charge from power produced by a coal plant. (Or if it’s a Tesla, to burst into flame.)

  4. gator69 says:

    10. Apply sunblock to the brain daily.

  5. Francis says:

    Or they refuse to believe that standing trees with their roots still in the ground that have come to light with the melting of the Mendenhall and Muir Glaciers can be dated by the scientific process of Carbon 14 dating and proven that 1,100 to 2,500 hundred years ago these trees were living plants growing in that very location before the glaciers engulfed them. Yet a Climate Radical must believe in fact they are required to believe that tiny air bubbles incased in ice are older than the Universe.

    • Francis says:

      Yet at the same time a Climate Radical ignores the evidence of the Tako Glacier that is not melting but growing in the same area and is showing us how mama nature hides a whole forest under a river of solid ice.

  6. Sean Cash says:

    Many people are busy shoveling Man Made Global Warming Particles off their drive way as i type this

    • Francis says:

      If they were good little stewards of the climate they would put that SUV up on blocks and let Man Made Climate or else global weather warming do the job for them. They can’t be helping matters out there huffing and puffing in the cold while they spew more CO2 into the Atmosphere with every breath that they exhale.

  7. SMS says:

    Argue about the one misspelled word or syntax error in the paper refuting your claims thereby ignoring any upsetting data or arguments.

    • Menicholas says:

      This one is my personal favorite.
      Meaning it is the one which riles me the most readily.
      The Hoax Deniers are becoming nearly cartoonish in their antics.

  8. emsnews says:

    Steven, you forgot ‘Call people names!’

  9. 9) what’s a tornado??

  10. Menicholas says:

    Fingers are mittened, toes frostbitten
    My dog like the cold, but not my kitten
    They say it’s getting warmer
    But I am a doubter
    The sun, you see, is taking a powder
    I’m catching a flu, soon will be wheezin’
    For several more months, lookin’ forward to freezin’
    The scientists all in some sort of trance
    Will they wake up, when the glaciers advance?
    It could be the sun, or the moon, or the carbon
    Will it matter when we are quite frozen and starvin’?

  11. 10) History begins in 1960/1970/1979 (delete as appropriate to your grant requirements)

  12. Menicholas says:

    11) Albedo? What is albedo?

  13. Windsong says:

    12) When referring to carbon dioxide (CO2) be sure to just use the preferred terminology, carbon pollution. To make it even sound scarier, throw in a reference to “clean air” or “asthmatic children.”

  14. Jimmy Haigh says:

    Has anyone else ever met a tree hugger who doesn’t smoke? I haven’t.

  15. Thom says:

    And if none of the above rules work just use “Mike’s Nature Trick.”

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