The Messiah At Year Seven

Seven years ago the Messiah spoke to us, and announced that in a hundred years or so he would sit his daughters on his knee and brag about his great accomplishments.

I am absolutely certain that generations from now, we will be able to look back and tell our children that this was the moment when we began to provide care for the sick and good jobs to the jobless; this was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal

– Barack Obama, June 3, 2008

So how did he do?

According to the University of Colorado, sea level is rising very slightly faster now than it did when Obama made the speech in 2008.

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So the sea level thing didn’t work out exactly as promised. But what about his promise to provide the first health care in America? I did some research and discovered that there were doctors in the United States prior to 2008.

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As far as healing the planet goes, Obama’s planetary physicians (Gavin Schmidt and Tom Karl) just announced that the planet has its highest fever ever.

The jobs thing didn’t turn out quite so well either. Unemployment doubled over the 12 months after the moment Obama healed the job market.  All in all, it appears that the messiah is not performing up to expectations.

So when he sits his daughters down on his knee next century, I expect that he will do what he always does, and just read a bunch of nonsense off the teleprompter.


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7 Responses to The Messiah At Year Seven

  1. rah says:

    Don’t blame the idiot elected. Blame those that elected the idiot! Not that they’re smart enough to know the damage they have done nor educated enough to understand why they shouldn’t have done it. The founders did what they could to protect us from the tyranny of the masses. Put in protections to try and blunt the possibility of the ignorant electing demagogues. That was why we have an electoral college instead of relying on the popular vote. But this time it did not prevent what they feared.

  2. Hew Manatee says:

    All in all, it appears that the messiah is not performing up to expectations.
    They never do.
    In earlier times, a lot of them seemed to wind up getting burned at the stake.
    This is a practice well worth bringing back.

  3. I. Lou Minotti says:

    This douchebag is my Messiah, for sure. What he really needs is someone from Congress (like John Boner) to stick a 7″ 50 ring Romeo & Julieta Churchill up his ass, while lit. Reggie Love doesn’t seem to want to do it anymore, and Billary has run out of large Cuban Cohibas. He’s getting too old, and they were all wasted on Monica.

    This idiot also needed a size twelve workboot stuck in his ass from a father. Oh, I forgot. He never had one. He’s now the President of the United States.

  4. gator69 says:

    What was that I heard about false prophets?

  5. Gail Combs says:

    TEST: Does WordPress support Arabic font?

    The Prohibition of Supporting the Disbelievers
    Allah warned against such behavior when He said, [وَمَن يَفْعَلْ ذَلِكَ فَلَيْسَ مِنَ اللَّهِ فِي شَىْءٍ]

    Allah prohibited His believing servants from becoming supporters of the disbelievers, or to take them as comrades with whom they develop friendships, rather than the believers.

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