Climate Control At The White House

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President Obama plans to take full control of the global climate, right after he figures out how to operate an umbrella.

h/t Dave Stealey

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37 Responses to Climate Control At The White House

  1. Jimmy Haigh says:

    Give the guy a break. He’s a community organizer – not an umbrella operator.

  2. SMS says:

    He shows the same ability to run this country as he does understanding an umbrella. The man is a complete idiot. His socialistic views cloud any good judgment he might have had.

  3. Edmonton Al says:

    Somebody told him that a person’s mind is like an umbrella; it is only useful when it is open.
    Now if he could only figure out how to close it. Hmmmmm!

  4. gator69 says:

    I hate to say it… no I don’t, Michelle looks even more baffled. Can we find foster homes for the kids of these morons?

    • I. Lou Minotti says:

      From what I’ve been reading, it looks like FLatuOTUS is getting ready to can his sorry ass after he leaves office. He’s not 10 steps ahead of her, is he?

      http://neoneocon.com/2015/04/01/hope-and-change-from-obama/

      • Me says:

        So Tony, are you going to ban Me again for what this peice of shit stated and what I called him? If it lost everyone’s memory, it was he was going to pay my way to go down to where he lives so he can beat the shit out of Me, and I called him a you lube mangina, and I was history here to a year or so! Yet this douche can say whatever! AmZING Isn’t it????

      • I. Lou Minotti says:

        You’re a hoot, Gator. Lord bless you. Happy Resurrection Day to you and yours!

        • gator69 says:

          Same to you my redeemed brother. I’d count all my blessings, but then I would have time for nothing else, and God knows I have work to do.

        • Me says:

          Really, so you believe some guy 2000 years ago was brought back to life and will return. or his spirit was resurected and will comeback, Hansen has a better chance of his prediction than you, but you will never know on both accounts. And that’s Me prediction!

      • I. Lou Minotti says:

        Hey Me, it’s “i” before “e,” except in the case of neighbor or weigh. Keep writing.

  5. Gail Combs says:

    Give the guy a break will ya fellas?

    He is a Communist Agitator Community Organizer not an umbrella Operator.

  6. Andy DC says:

    He is obviously clueless as far as how to get the umbrella past that top bar. Definitely needs a teleprompter for that.

  7. lance says:

    If you like your Umbrella, you can keep your Umbrella….

  8. Gail Combs says:

    “Sorry controlling an umbrella is above my pay grade” — Obama

  9. nielszoo says:

    “Well I saw how to open the umbrella on the news the same time everyone else saw how to open one. I’d love to close the umbrella but the Republicans in Congress won’t give me the $37.6 billion I need to get this umbrella problem closed out. You can help me, call your Congress[he/she/it/they] and tell them that you’re tired of waiting for them to do something about this umbrella and what it’s covering up protecting. I can only do so much, I mean, I opened it… didn’t I?”

  10. gator69 says:

    I’m surprised Skeeter didn’t deploy the Marines…

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