The regents of the University of Colorado failed to vote to stop global warming, and were immediately punished by another overheated atmosphere blizzard
Students were very angry about this, and stepped out of their fossil fuel powered dormitory, after taking a fossil fuel powered showers, and eating fossil fuel powered meals – to protest fossil fuels. They immediately expressed their disappointment on their fossil fuel powered phones and computers over the fossil fuel powered Internet.
CU professor Mark Williams warned in February that snow will soon be a thing of the past in Boulder.
His warning was very timely, as February was the second snowiest month in Boulder history.
To date, NWS reported, the city has seen 112.6 inches of total accumulation, well above the September-to-April average of 87.5. The discrepancy is a credit to a record-setting February, in which 54.8 inches fell. Had 2 more inches fallen that month, it would have been the snowiest month ever in Boulder’s record books, but March 1970 still holds the crown.
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