A guide to understanding Washington DC
Thousands of tons of human waste are streaming into DC in their fossil fuel powered vehicles for the Earth Day concert today, so the city has set up toilets for them to use. They will leave hundreds of tons of garbage around the Washington Monument and Lincoln Memorial, because they are too busy saving the planet to clean up after themselves.
And this image shows who actually makes the decisions in Washington.
This is the world’s largest phallic symbol, which is not to be confused with the world’s largest dickhead – located on the other side of The Oval.