I rode my super-stealth low-CO2 vehicle to the Rawhide coal death power plant, up near the Wyoming border. (I didn’t dare get any closer for fear of contracting asthma.)
This plant spews nocturnal CO2 emissions directly into the bosom of Gaia, 365 nights a year.
Gaia angrily reacts to this violation of her personal space, by producing extra amounts of organic produce.
And the impact on the local wildlife is devastating.
Stay tuned. Next week’s story is about frackers drilling Gaia. She really hates that.